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HI I'M MEGY AND I LOVE TO SLEEP
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GIRL, 16

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

marypoppinthatpussy:

That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

fatflyingkid:

d0nn0:

you want a mint?

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yes

WELL THERE NONE LEFT

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APRIL FOLLSS

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gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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stegosarah:

anepictimelord:

stegosarah:

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’

"Cash machine"

Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it

cavalier-youth-is-sempiternal:

shadesandgoldbullets:

gaysweater:

I just want a girlfriend who’s okay with eating pizza in just our underwear and then playing Mario Kart together and taking naps

I VOLUNTEER

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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